There was once a red man who only bought red things, his son was even red!

One day the red man was about to get into the bath, then the doorbell rang, so he puts his towel round himself and got the door, it was Mr. Purple from next door selling purple bibles.

Red man says to him to f*ck off, I only buy red things and slams the door in his face.

Red man is about to take his towel off when the doorbell rang again, it was Mr. Yellow selling yellow wristbands so red man says what he said to Mr. Purple and slammed the door in his face.

Mr. Red was going to get into the bath when the doorbell went again, angrier than ever mr red went down to get the door it was his sons teacher, mrs green, noticing that mr red had his towel off, she screamed and ran into the road and got ran over.

What is the morale of the story?

Don't cross the road when the red mans flashing!