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Adult Jokes: A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City...

A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City...

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A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City.
It's a balmy spring day and he is wearing a kilt.
A young woman comes up to him and boldly asks him if anything is worn beneath the kilt.
"No lassie" he replies, "everything is in fine working order."

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I was changing a light bulb over his [Groucho Marx] bed, so I took my shoes off, got on his bed and changed the bulb. When I got off the bed he said: 'That's the best acting you've ever done.'

(quoted in Total Film, May 2003)

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