A cop pulls Jenna Bush over for speeding and he notices her eyes are red. He says, "Gee, your eyes look red. Have you been drinking?" Jenna replies, "No officer, but gee, your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?
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Andy Rooney "Did you ever hear one of these corny, positive messages on someone's answering machine? ''Hi, it's a great day and I'm out enjoying it right now. I hope you are too. The thought for the day is 'Share the love.' Beep.'' ''Uh, yeah...this is the VD clinic calling....Speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love.''"
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