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Mr Wong goes to an optometrist to have his failing eyesight checked out. The optometrist runs a battery of tests and comes to a conclusion. 'Mr Wong, I'm afraid you have a cataract' He replies, 'No I don't - I drive lincoln town car!'
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Clint EastwoodI have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it.(from Pink Cadillac, 1989 - John Eskow)
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