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Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock 161

Knock Knock 161

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Scissor!
Scissor who?
Scissor and Cleopatra!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Scold!
Scold who?
Scold outside!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Scott!
Scott who?
Scott to be the morning after!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sebastian!
Sebastian who?
Sebastion of the community!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Senior!
Senior who?
Senior so nosy, I'm not going to tell you!

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