Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ice cream soda!
Ice cream soda who?
Ice cream soda whole world will know what a nut you are!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ichabod!
Ichabod?
Ichabod night out, can I borrow an umbrella!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ida!
Ida who?
Idaho, not Ida-who, can't you say it!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ida!
Ida who?
Ida bought another knocker if I were you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Idaho!
Idaho who?
Idaho'd the whole garden but I was tired!