1. % make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.



2. % got a light?
No match.



3. % sleep with me
bad character



4. % man: Why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.



5. % rm God
rm: God nonexistent



6. % make 'heads or tails of all this'
Make: Don't know how to make heads or tails of all this. Stop.



7. % make sense
Make: Don't know how to make sense. Stop.



8. % make mistake
Make: Don't know how to make mistake. Stop.



9. % make bottle.open
Make: Don't know how to make bottle.open. Stop.



10. % (-
(-: Command not found.



11. % rm -i God
rm: remove God? y
% ls God
God not found
% make light
Make: Don't know how to make light. Stop.



12. % date me
You are not superuser: date not set
Thu Aug 25 15:52:30 PDT 1988



13. % man rear
No manual entry for rear.



14. % If I had a ) for every dollar Reagan spent, what would I have?
Too many )'s.



15. % * How would you describe Bill Clinton
*: Ambiguous.



16. % %Vice-President
%Vice-President: No such job.



17. % ls Meese-Ethics
Meese-Ethics not found



18. % "How would you rate Reagan's senility?
Unmatched ".



19. % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].



20. % ^How did the^sex change operation go?
Modifier failed.



21. % cp /dev/null sex;chmod 000 sex
% more sex
sex: Permission denied
% mv sex show
% strip show
strip: show: Permission denied



22. % who is my match?
No match.



23. % set i="DemocraticPlatform";mkdir $i;chmod 000 $i;ls $i
DemocraticPlatform unreadable



24. % awk "Polly, the ship is sinking"
awk: syntax error near line 1
awk: bailing out near line



25. % %blow
%blow: No such job.



26. % 'thou shalt not commit adultery'
thou shalt not commit adultery: Command not found.



27. $ test my argument
test: too many arguments



28. $ "Amelia Earhart"
Amelia Earhart: not found



29. $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!



30. $ man -kisses dog
dog: nothing appropriate



31. $ mkdir "Yellow Pages";fiYellow Pages
$ mkdir matter;cat > matter
matter: cannot create



32. $ lost
lost: not found



33. $ found
found: not found



34. $ i=Hoffa ;>$i ;$i ;rm $i ;rm $i
Hoffa: cannot execute
rm: Hoffa nonexistent



35. % strip bra
bra: Cannot open



36. % sccs what bottle
can't open bottle (26)



37. $ cat "door: paws too slippery"
can't open door: paws too slippery



38. $ cat foodintincans
cat: can't open foodintincans




39. % rm meese-ethics
rm: meese-ethics nonexistent



40. % ar m God
ar: God does not exist



41. % "How would you rate Reagan's incompetence?
Unmatched ".



42. % sleep with me
bad character



43. % ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.



44. $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!



45. $ drink matter
matter: cannot create



46. % man sex
No manual entry for sex



47. $ make blow
make: *** No rule to make target `blow'. Stop.



48. $ sleep with me often
sleep: invalid time interval



49. $ time out
time: cannot run out: No such file or directory