1. HARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS? -- Can you drive a French motorcycle?



2. IDIOS AMIGOS -- We're wild and crazy guys!



3. VENI, VIPI, VICI -- I came, I'm a very important person,
I conquered.



4. COGITO EGGO SUM -- I think; therefore I am a waffle.



5. RIGOR MORRIS -- The cat is dead.



6. RESPONDEZ S'IL VOUS PLAID -- Honk if you're Scottish.



7. QUE SERA SERF -- Life is feudal.



8. LE ROI EST MORT. JIVE LE ROI -- The king is dead. No kidding.



9. POSH MORTEM -- Death styles of the rich and famous



10. PRO BOZO PUBLICO -- Support your local clown.



11. MONAGE A TROIS -- I am three years old.



12. FELIX NAVIDAD -- Our cat has a boat.



13. HASTE CUISINE -- Fast French food



14. VENI, VIDI, VICE -- I came, I saw, I partied.



15. QUIP PRO QUO -- A fast retort



16. ALOHA OY -- Love; greetings; farewell; from such a
pain you should never know.



17. MAZEL TON -- tons of luck



18. APRES MOE LE DELUGE -- Larry and Curly got wet.



19. PORTE-KOCHERE -- Sacramental wine



20. ICH LIEBE RICH -- I'm really crazy about having dough.



21. FUI GENERIS -- What's mine is mine.



22. VISA LA FRANCE -- Don't leave your chateau without it.



23. CA VA SANS DIRT -- And that's not gossip.



24. MERCI RIEN -- Thanks for nothin'!



25. AMICUS PURIAE -- Platonic friend



26. L'ETAT, C'EST MOO -- I'm bossy around here.