1. Russell The One-Eyed Wonder Muscle



2. Gristle Missle



3. Pumping Pole of Penile Power



4. Bone-Her



5. Harry & the Hendersons (Hendersons are the balls)



6. Granite Edifice



7. One-Eyed Fred



8. Dip Stick



9. Piss Pump



10. Meat Wrench



11. Nightcrawler



12. Blue-veined Junket Pumper



13. Love Pump



14. Richard and the Twins



15. One Eyed Wonder Weasel



16. Ralph The Fur Faced Chicken



17. Tobias the Cheeky Monkey



18. Johnson



19. Trouser Snake



20. Tool



21. Thrill Drill



22. Sex Pistol



23. Pocket Rocket



24. One Hole Friction Whistle



25. The Pink Oboe



26. Purple-Helmeted Warrior



27. Purple-Helmeted Yogurt Thrower



28. Trouser Trout



29. Vlad The Impaler