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9. "9 1/2 Weeks at Bible Camp"

8. "Actually, It Is A Rolling Pin In My Pocket"

7. "Blowing Hard--A Comprehensive Look Back at the History of the Whistle"

6. "Hot Studs, The Kind You Nail Sheetrock To"

5. "Naughty Nurses Who Keep Their Sex Lives Strictly Private"

4. "Not Till We're Married"

3. "Even Farther Beyond The Valley of the Dolls, Where Life is Dull and Uneventful"

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1. "Debbie Does Dishes"