10. "How 'bout we go back to my place and watch some videos Clarence Thomas lent me."

9. "You won't believe how long I can sustain a motion."

8. "Let's just say I'm part Oliver Wendell Holmes, part John Holmes."

7. "Counselor, please approach my pants."

6. "Wanna see my judicial branch?"

5. "The definition of justice: me getting to spend the night with you."

4. "I've just written a brilliantly-argued majority opinion and I don't think I should be alone tonight."

3. "You be Judge Judy, and I'll be Wapner..."

2. "He might be the leader of the free world, but I can put his ass in jail."

1. "I rule you going home by yourself unconstitutional."