10. "Wanna play Hide The Koala?"

9. "I put the 'laid' in 'Adelaide'"

8. "I'd like to take a safari in your outback"

7. "I'd love to didgeridoo you"

6. "G'd'ass, mate"

5. "I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout"

4. "Nice wiener schnitzel"
(Sorry, that's an Austrian pickup line)

3. "Hey Matilda, how about some horizontal waltzing?"

2. "Let me show you why Australia started out as a penal colony"

1. "Me shrimp, you barbie"