10. Army rules prohibit me from bringing my pet monkey
(Sergeant George Scheer)

9. Water that tastes "canteeny"
(Specialist Elizabeth Cullen)

8. People who panned "Kangaroo Jack" before they even saw it
(Specialist Maurice Mangra)

7. Rarely get asked to invade fun places, like Tampa
(Specialist Mariecha Rowe)

6. Television in the rec room only gets CBS
(Specialist Carlos Rivera)

5. I miss the day-to-day challenges of my civilian job -- just kidding
(Sergeant Steven Watt)

4. When it's my turn to parallel park the tank
(Sergeant Marilyn Lopera)

3. Sergeants who yell when a polite suggestion would suffice
(Specialist Matthew Phillips)

2. Skipping Salisbury Steak night in the mess hall to do a lame comedy bit for Letterman
(Specialist Joseph Edghill)

1. Looking at camouflage all day makes you dizzy
(Sergeant Barbara Andres)