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Top Ten Arnold Schwarzenegger Debate Conditions



10. Questions may be answered in English, German, or a combination of both

9. Long breaks to allow screenwriters to craft candidates' responses

8. Debate ends when gasoline truck plows through wall and Arnold gets everyone out just before the whole place blows up

7. Candidates may use their time to show 90-second clip from "Terminator"

6. No tricky words like "budget" or "Sacramento"

5. Attire -- bathing suit and baby oil

4. Candidate receives standard 30-million dollar fee, plus 10 percent of box office gross

3. Moderator -- Lou Ferrigno

2. No questions that can't be answered "I'll be back"

1. Arnold must win



From "The Late Show with David Letterman", 09/04/2003


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