10. It's a wacky workplace comedy set at abu ghraib prison

9. Combines the hilarity of "Yes, Dear" with the excitement of the weather channel

8. When you call the network to ask about it, all you get is hysterical laughter

7. Opening credits: 29 minutes. Show: 1 minute

6. The video tape you handed in wasn't your pilot episode, it was the sex tape you made with your wife

5. The show is about a non-talking dog

4. It's written in the nearly extinct yamana language of chile

3. You get the sense critics don't like it because one of them just took a leak on your car

2. Donald Trump hangs out not firing people

1. Legally, it can only air in Massachusetts