10. "So what other movies has Da Vinci done?"

9. "Would Jesus prefer Good & Plenty or Raisinets?"

8. "I've seen a fair number of codes in my day, but that was the Da Vinciest!"

7. "I couldn't see anything over the Pope's crazy hat"

6. "They want us to believe fishsticks were served at the last super?"

5. "Can I get a discounted ticket if my name is Vince?"

4. "Nine bucks a ticket, now that's blasphemy - - am I right, people?"

3. "They could have done without the cameo by Larry the Cable Guy"

2. "Are you sure L. Ron Hubbard didn't have anything to do with this?"

1. "One senior citizen ticket, Mr. Letterman?"