10. "What's it about?"

9. "So I can't bring a bottle of water on a plane but snakes are OK?"

8. "Hi, two adults and one snake, please"

7. "I didn't care for the 'Snakes in the Theater' promotion"

6. "Maybe we should just go to Times Square and see 'Snakes In My Pants'"

5. "It's still better than sitting next to Regis"

4. "Exact same thing happened to me last time I flew Delta"

3. "I haven't seen a snake that big since the Pamela Anderson/Tommy Lee video"

2. "That guy sitting behind me? Jackass on a cellphone"

1. "No, Mr. Gibson, I'm not Jewish"