10. M'm! M'm! Good! If eaten before April 1995

9. Free pennies inside every can

8. All-natural--except for the synthetic bacon

7. When there's absolutely nothing else in the house to eat

6. Hitler: bad. Soup: good

5. The official food of Glen Campbell

4. Remember, chicks dig guys who eat soup.

3. It's hot and wet!

2. Jimmy Stewart eats it, and he's damn near 150 years old.

1. M'm! M'm! Sodium benzoate!