10. Sometimes I really get itchy--is that covered?

9. Did Bubba buy you that purty ring?

8. How come you skirts always messin' with dudes' minds?

7. Remember me? I played Gopher on 'The Love Boat.'

6. Wait a minute--so this has nothing to do with Clarence Thomas?

5. Will Burt's insurance still cover Loni?

4. Does this look infected?

3. I bet you're glad you didn't marry Dukakis. Huh?

2. If he jogs every day, why's he so fat?

1. Have you chosen a running mate for '96?