10. Let's initiate a docking maneuver

9. My pants are approaching escape velocity

8. I'm experiencing 10,000 G's of L-U-V

7. You know I'd really like to get in your pants before the Russians

6. Would you help me de-ice my nosecone?

5. Ever wonder what earth looks like from the back of a Chevy van?

4. Wanna join the hundred-thousand-mile-high club?

3. How much? (that's a Hugh Grant pick-up line)

2. Care to experience some thrust?

1. Prepare for re-entry!