10. "It suckz."

9. "It kickz azz."

8. "Give me back my nine dollarz."

7. "I loved it," says, Jim Nantz.

6. "What a piece of zhit."

5. "Woody Allen's never been easier to look at."

4. "Includes some of the hottest ant sex ever!"

3. "I loved the title song by SS Top."

2. "I liked the part where Woody broke up with his girlfriend ant to marry his daughter ant."

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