10. "I didn't notice her 1099s, but she sure had nice W-2s."
(Marc Albaum)

9. "I've never seen someone deplete his reserves twice in one night."
(Mark Morrow)

8. "Looks like Charles just got Schwabed."
(Ross Wisdom)

7. "Now there's a box I'd like to check."
(Robert Guglielmo)

6. "That's not what I meant when I asked you to liquidate my holdings."
(Eric Michaels)

5. "I guess she'd never seen such an impressive sustainable growth rate."
(Robert Woloshen)

4. "If I could handle my own extension, I'd never leave the house."
(Robert Gayner)

3. "Well, would you believe me if I said I was just checking your wife for hidden assets?"
(John Quick)

2. "Hurry -- it's depreciating rapidly."
(Stu Simon)

1. "I guess there is a penalty for early withdrawal."
(Ron Parisi)