10. Assembled a balanced investment portfolio of lottery tickets and casino gambling

9. Whenever car ran low on gas, bought a new car

8. Spent 12 grand on new rugs after pet tiger ate the UPS guy

7. Bought paintings by Picasso -- Jim Picasso

6. To get in on the action, sued himself for 50 million dollars

5. If you want to get a really nice face tattoo, you gotta spend a little cash

4. Signed up for bad cellphone deal: Unlimited monthly minutes for an unlimited monthly fee

3. More than once accidentally swallowed all his money

2. Hiring Larry Holmes as his financial advisor

1. Bet everything Bush would find weapons of mass destruction