10. Once considered legally changing her name to Whoopi

9. Still swaps hair care tips with Phil Donahue

8. George spent last six months of office wandering around White House wearing nothing but a lobster bib.

7. Reagan used to keep his jelly beans and his kidney stones in the same jar.

6. Whole reason she got into public life -- free hot dogs.

5. She's got Tom Arnold's face tattooed right where you think.

4. Ever since the fall of communism, George has carried a thirty-pound chunk of the Berlin Wall in his pants.

3. During the Bush administration, Air Force One was a high-flyin' love machine.

2. Dan Quayle is extremely bright, also Rush Limbaugh is extremely thin.

1. Millie the dog? Gay.