10. I Saw Mommy Marry Larry King

9. Boris The Red-Nosed Yeltsin Had An 86-Proof Nose

8. I'm Searching For The Real Killers With Every Round Of Golf I Play

7. Oh, Hillary, Oh, Hillary, You're Going To Jail For One-To-Three

6. Influenza, Influenza, Influenza

5. O Little Network CBS How Still We See Thee Lie

4. Frosty The Crackhead Had A Crack Pipe Full Of Crack

3. I Have An Irregular Heartbeat Pa-Rum-Pum-Pum-Pum

2. O.J. Is Free Although He's Prob'ly Guilty

1. Good King Clinton Dropped His Pants In A Cheap Hotel Room