10. Every time he shows you a hold, you notice he has one less finger

9. He orders wrestling outfits from Victoria's Secret

8. He teaches you a hammerlock involving a real hammer

7. Once a week, he says "The uniforms are in the wash. We'll have to wrestle naked"

6. He's hoping and praying there will be a "Biodome" sequel

5. When he demonstrates a hold, he says, "Pretend you're Siegfried and I'm Roy"

4. Compulsively refers to himself as "the most powerful man in American broadcasting"

3. Refers to voices in head as "my tag team partners"

2. His "secret wrestling move:" tickling

1. His TV is always on CBS