10. Hard to prepare a defense when you're trying to negotiate a book deal

9. Mistake to let O.J. appear in court wearing Bruno Magli shoes

8. Wasted $10,000 on so-called "jury hypno-wheel"

7. After buying each juror a puppy, we thought we were home free

6. Hard to concentrate with Faye Resnick posing for Playboy in the back of the courtroom

5. Turns out that a major civil liability suit can be won by simply using the "force"

4. In retrospect, maybe it was a bad idea to let O.J. host "Saturday Night Live"

3. Tough to defend a client against murder when he, like, killed two people

2. Should have discouraged O.J. from marketing his new cologne, "Guilty-Ass Bastard"

1. Three words: no Mark Fuhrman