10. During sex, Chris Darden constantly shouts, "objection!"

9. For first 8 months of trial, thought she was on defense team

8. Once offered Fred Goldman $1,000 to touch his moustache

7. Can bench press 265

6. In law school, skipped class the day they covered "How to convict a guy who is absolutely, 100% guilty"

5. In retrospect, may have been a mistake to deliver closing argument in Dutch

4. Got her law degree from that Sally Struthers correspondence school

3. Now believes that real killer is William "Refrigerator" Perry

2. Personally found out what the "F" stands for in F. Lee Bailey

1. In book's foreword, a complete confession by O.J.