10. Before "Do and Ti," cult leaders briefly known as "George and Weezy"

9. One guy was kicked out of group for having "bad attitude about castration"

8. Purple death shrouds provided by Botany 500

7. Decision to leave earth made right after group watched the movie "Booty Call"

6. They knew for sure that the world was ending when Michael Jackson became a father

5. They killed themselves after losing tenth straight game to the Krishnas

4. In TV movie, Marshall Applewhite wanted to be played by the hilarious Jerry Van Dyke

3. Group felt life not worth living now that Jenny McCarthy has left "Singled Out"

2. The castrations were performed by Bob Barker

1. Them dudes was wacky!