10. Stuff's gonna 'splode.

9. The Big Dipper will fall out of the sky and kill a guy in Sweden.

8. Everyone's voice will suddenly sound exactly like mine.

7. Michael Jackson will finally look in the mirror and say, "My God, what the hell is wrong with me?"

6. There will be a new letter added to the English alphabet--"Ngeepee."

5. A computer glitch will force Bill Gates to pay off every American's credit card.

4. No more answering the phone by saying: "Yello!"

3. Every kid will lose interest in that Pokemon crap.

2. Ricky Martin will become even more "mantastic."

1. Despite assurances from high-ranking officials that it could not happen, refuting decades of conventional scientific wisdom, flying the in the face of smug predictions by so-called experts, Kraft Macaroni & Cheese will become even cheesier.