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Misc Jokes: How You Know You Are A High Tech Worker





How You Know You Are A High Tech Worker



It's dark when you drive to and from work.



You see a good looking person and know it is a visitor.



You sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different companies.



Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.



You learn about your layoff on CNN.



Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you lose your best jokes.



Your supervisor hasn't the ability to do your job assignment.



You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet.



Salaries of the members on the Executive Board are higher than all the Third World countries' annual budgets combined.



Weekends are those days your spouse makes you stay home.



Being sick is defined as can't walk or you're in the hospital.



All real work gets started after 5pm or on weekends.



10% of the people you work with (boss included) -- knows what they do.



Vacation is something you rollover to next year.



Your relatives and family describe your job as "works with computers" or "does something with satellites"



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