10. Can send the Secret Service guy into 7-11 to buy you beer.

9. U.S. Ambassador to Stanford? You got it!

8. Good way to make your former girlfriend Madeline Albright really jealous.

7. That chemistry teacher who gave you a "D"? Deported to Iraq.

6. When he says, "Don't do anything I wouldn't do," you're in business, my friend.

5. Beats the hell out of that one night stand you had with Lloyd Bentsen's niece.

4. . Great free investment advice from Hillary.

3. If you bring her home late, you can claim Kenneth Starr was questioning you for hours.

2. At restaurants, when the bill comes, she just says, "Put it on the national debt."

1. She knows where he keeps the pot.