10. "Show me the monkey!" 9. Richard Simmons' oil steward. 8. Instead of "Frasier," the show would be called "Zach." 7. Two words: Tiara rash. 6. "Run for your lives -- it's Viagzilla!" 5. He takes your temperature with his finger. 4. "Did somebody say Mick Fleetwood?" 3. Now available in chocolate, vanilla, and lesbian. 2. Goodbye, Ginger Spice -- Hello, Lewinsky Spice! 1. "Oh my god, they killed Kenny G.!"
From "The Late Show with David Letterman", 06/16/1998 |