10. "Show me the monkey!"

9. Richard Simmons' oil steward.

8. Instead of "Frasier," the show would be called "Zach."

7. Two words: Tiara rash.

6. "Run for your lives -- it's Viagzilla!"

5. He takes your temperature with his finger.

4. "Did somebody say Mick Fleetwood?"

3. Now available in chocolate, vanilla, and lesbian.

2. Goodbye, Ginger Spice -- Hello, Lewinsky Spice!

1. "Oh my god, they killed Kenny G.!"