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Top Ten Jokes: Top Ten Things Dave's Kitty Would Say If It Could Talk





Top Ten Things Dave's Kitty Would Say If It Could Talk



10. "Get me out of this Princess Leia costume!"

9. "Can't we watch 'Nightline' for a change?"

8. "All I ask is that you re-fang me and give me five minutes alone with Socks."

7. "When you wear your leather collar we look like twins."

6. "Me -- Now and forever."

5. "I am not a hand puppet."

4. "You look like something I should be covering with sand."

3. "Please stop suction-cupping me to your car window."

2. "You should line my litter box with some of those Top Ten lists."

1. "I'm spayed -- What's your excuse?"



From "The Late Show with David Letterman", 06/26/1998


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