10. "Get me out of this Princess Leia costume!" 9. "Can't we watch 'Nightline' for a change?" 8. "All I ask is that you re-fang me and give me five minutes alone with Socks." 7. "When you wear your leather collar we look like twins." 6. "Me -- Now and forever." 5. "I am not a hand puppet." 4. "You look like something I should be covering with sand." 3. "Please stop suction-cupping me to your car window." 2. "You should line my litter box with some of those Top Ten lists." 1. "I'm spayed -- What's your excuse?"
From "The Late Show with David Letterman", 06/26/1998 |