10. Fat guys in tank tops

9. Unleashed cockroaches

8. People who spell "Jeff" "G-e-o-f-f"

7. The Yankees bi-monthly losses

6. That miserable wife-swiping bastard Jerry Seinfeld

5. Street magicians who bury themselves underground as a lame publicity stunt

4. USA Network showing reruns of "Wings" 21 times a day

3. Unauthorized parachuting off Al Roker

2. Crack being sold past its expiration date

1. Daryl Strawberry