10. End comes when monster slips and falls while running with a pair of scissors

9. It includes the line, "Oh no! He's heading straight for Poughkeepsie!"

8. Plot weakness covered up by the monster's rap performances

7. In close-ups, you can see the word "Mattel" on monster's foot

6. The "monster" appears whenever Bob Dole takes his Viagra

5. Forget breathing fire -- the giant monkey has garlic breath

4. Includes the dialogue, "Walk for your lives!"

3. The monster leaves cotton stuffing in its path

2. You can frequently see the puppeteers in the monster's ass

1. His foot is the size of a human foot