10. There's a Post-It on freezer that reads "boo."

9. Message in blood on mirror reads: "Please get HBO."

8. When you're away, ghosts answer phone, take messages -- don't give them to you.

7. Mysterious voice tells you to, "Get out now...or don't...it's really up to you..."

6. They give you tape of "The Shining" to watch while they summer in Hamptons.

5. They pick up pace a week before Christmas, hoping for a tip.

4. Spirit asks if he can use you as a reference for job interview at Disneyland.

3. Only thing they can think of is to ring your doorbell and run away.

2. The only things they make disappear are the bottles of Bud in your refrigerator.

1. Always the same excuse: "We don't have to do anything, we're dead."