10. No more lengthy pauses while reciting alphabet.

9. Claims he knew all along "Blair Witch" was fake.

8. Begins every speech by naming all 27 states.

7. Walks around with shoes untied just so he can show off and tie them for photographers.

6. Completing crossword puzzle on his Chuck E. Cheese place mat.

5. Defeated a Mr. Coffee Machine in a chess match.

4. Instead of saying, "I don't know," now answering, "That information is currently missing from my cranium."

3. Challenges reporters to give him two single-digit numbers to add.

2. While all those other idiots campaign in Iowa, Dan's got Canada all to himself.

1. He's not voting for himself.