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Top Ten Jokes: Top Ten Least Intimidating Things To Say To Your Opponent Before A Prizefight





Top Ten Least Intimidating Things To Say To Your Opponent Before A Prizefight



10. "Take it easy--I don't want to get all sweaty."

9. "Please hold me."

8. "You look great -- have you been working out?"

7. "I've been very, very bad...punish me."

6. "Every time I look into those fabulous eyes, I melt."

5. "I watched a fantastic documentary on the Discovery Channel last night."

4. "Do I have time to go grab some donuts?"

3. "I float like a butterfly...I love butterflies!"

2. "That 'Sixth Sense' movie made me tremble like a newborn doe."

1. "Can't we just talk about this over a spot of tea?"



From "The Late Show with David Letterman", 09/29/1999


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