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Top Ten Jokes: Top Ten Things You Don't Want to Hear From a Cab Driver





Top Ten Things You Don't Want to Hear From a Cab Driver



10. "You don't mind if I swing by my apartment to reload my gun, do you?"

9. "Does the back seat smell like a dead guy?"

8. "You're not a cop, are you?"

7. "If my doctor knew I was driving, he'd be real pissed."

6. "All the empty bottles up here keep rolling under the brake."

5. "You can help yourself to the loose potato chips under the seat."

4. "I'm letting you know up front, any touching is fifty bucks extra."

3. "Mommy let me drive by myself today."

2. "You know it's 4:00 and three couples already had sex back there."

1. "My passengers have a nearly 80% survival rate."



From "The Late Show with David Letterman", 02/15/2000


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