10. Rig your buzzer so it gives him a painful high-voltage shock

9. Insist religion prohibits you from phrasing answer in form of question

8. Do the old "got your mustache" trick

7. Tell him he should have retired ten years ago (sorry, that's a way to tick off me, Dave)

6. Hide in his bedroom ready to "play the home game"

5. Ask why "know-it-all Canadians with fruity mustaches" is never a category

4. During "Daily Double" you wager a "cajillion" dollars

3. Answer every question, "Who is George Peppard?"

2. Instead of writing Final Jeopardy response, draw picture of you and his wife having sex

1. What is, "Kick him in the nuts?"