10. Medicare coverage for swallowing a billiard ball

9. Use part of budget surplus to buy everybody a free hat

8. If you lose your wallet the government should help you find it by using a satellite or laser or something

7. Sure waffles are delicious now...but will they always be?

6. Why don't people on TV wave back at you?

5. We've got to be prepared for an invasion by Canexico

4. Finding the one-armed man to finally clear The Fugitive's good name

3. The next president gets to appoint, like, three new regulars to "The Hollywood Squares"

2. Strengthening military so space monkeys can't blow up White House

1. Candy/soda (tie)