10. Haven't heard "oral" on CNN this much since the whole Lewinsky thing

9. Voters prefer guy who lies about drinking to guy who lies about fundraising

8. If you keep saying, "I'm the President," eventually people start to believe you

7. In Florida, it's possible to go directly from cocktail waitress to Secretary of State

6. Gone are the good old days when politicians really knew how to rig an election

5. It's been a lot of trouble for two guys no one really liked in the first place

4. You can win any state if you work hard enough -- and your brother's governor

3. Warren Christopher is one sexy sum-bitch

2. If you want Gore for President, don't check the box for Buchanan

1. We'll be spared all of this in 2004 when Hillary waxes W's ass