10. It was so boring, the Secret Service changed his code name to "Sominex"

9. It was so boring, at the Lincoln Memorial, the statue of Abe Lincoln got up and left

8. It was so boring, halfway through C-SPAN switched over to an XFL game

7. It was so boring, Hugh Rodham fell asleep and missed two dinners

6. It was so boring, it was like having sex with Hillary

5. It was so boring, guys on death row were lethally injecting themselves

4. It was so boring, Florida voters held their breath until the state turned blue

3. It was so boring, Bill Clinton passed out in the stolen Barc-O-Lounger

2. It was so boring, CBS is adding it to their regular Wednesday night lineup

1. It was so boring, Monica got up from under the podium and left