10. Sometimes you catch the lighthouse keeper making shadow puppets
(Petty Officer Stormie Thompson)

9. As it turns out, salt water plus oil spill equals delicious vinaigrette
(Boatswains Mate 1st Class Tom Cooper)

8. Once in a while, during a search-and-rescue, you find a cool-looking seashell
(Seaman Sara Rosato)

7. When you're lost in the fog, friendly sea monsters help you find your way
(Chief Petty Officer Pierre Funderburk)

6. David Hasselhoff keeps showing up to see if we need a hand
(Petty Officer Tom Sperduto)

5. Kids are always crank-calling you in Morse Code
(Lieutenant Mark Bottiglieri)

4. There's nothing sweeter than stopping some snotty jerk driving his yacht drunk
(Lieutenant Chris O'Brien)

3. Once I found a piece of driftwood that sort of looked like Freddie Prinze Jr.
(Petty Officer Uzeralanai Bynum)

2. Last week I made myself new underpants out of seaweed
(Boatswains Mate 2nd Class Todd Walter)

1. Pirates!
(Chief Petty Officer Jose Miranda)