10. "So tough, we jump from air transport planes without parachutes"
(Sergeant Enrique Larrea)

9. "So tough, none of us have slept or eaten in over two years"
(Sergeant Edwin Toribio)

8. "So tough, I hate not going to the dentist"
(Sergeant Herbert Johnson)

7. "So tough, I wear my 'Boston Sucks' hat at Fenway"
(Sergeant Adam Deluca)

6. "You know how the Army does more before 9am than most people do all day? We get all that done by 7"
(Staff Sergeant John Werner)

5. "So tough, we haven't taken a sick day since 1978"
(Staff Sergeant James Taylor)

4. "So tough, if our tank breaks down, we'll carry it to Jiffy Lube"
(Gunnery Sergeant Albert Fowler)

3. "We're really tough. Sorry, I'm not that creative"
(Gunnery Sergeant James Meek)

2. "So tough, we didn't even cry while watching 'Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood'"
(Gunnery Sergeant Darin Harris)

1. "So tough, if you want we can take care of your little Lakers problem"
(Gunnery Sergeant Mark Butler)