10. "Can I eat the charcoal briquettes?"

9. "What do you do if you get your tongue caught on the grill?"

8. "How long will it take for my eyebrows to grow back?"

7. "Ain't hot dogs tasty?"

6. "My annoying brother-in-law's been here since 10am -- how can I get rid of him?"

5. "Will I find love this year?" (Note: Weber Hotline is one digit from Miss Cleo Psychic Hotline)

4. "How do I cook pancakes on this damn thing?"

3. "This is Mrs. Weber -- may I speak to my husband, please?"

2. "Propane... Leaking... Send... Help"

1. "Lea and Perrins -- gay?"