10. "Instead of the usual cadence, we sing Johnny Mathis"
(Sergeant Greg Popejoy)

9. "Show someone you like her by helping her load her M-16"
(Sergeant Darryl Contee)

8. "For one day, minesweepers are referred to as 'Be mine' sweepers"
(Lance Corporal Andrew Olson)

7. "Going AWOL to see my girlfriend in Georgia...wait, disregard that"
(Corporal Shane Eversole)

6. "Eating candy message hearts that read 'I love you, maggot'"
(Sergeant Donald Garland)

5. "Forget to send flowers? Borrow a Harrier jet and deliver them yourself"
(Lance Corporal Michael Harris)

4. "Chocolate-covered strawberries"
(Corporal David Wheeler)

3. "Every unit gets special-issue red, white and pink camouflage"
(Corporal Barry Gomez)

2. "Using high-tech surveillance and intelligence-gathering methods to identify secret admirers"
(Lance Corporal Thomas Dunne)

1. "Chocolates? Hell, we eat ammo"
(Lieutenant Jim Bergeron)