10. "You guys find Saddam yet?"

9. "Can I get some of them little square hamburgers delivered?"

8. "Hey, it's the President. I lost my wallet again. Can you tell the guy to let me in?"

7. "You guys find Saddam yet?"

6. "How 'bout Osama -- found him yet?"

5. "I work next door. Can you guys turn down the Lynyrd Skynyrd?"

4. "It's Al Gore -- has anyone called for me?"

3. "Do you accept unsolicited 'West Wing' scripts?"

2. "Aren't you too busy to answer your own phone, Mr. President?"

1. "This is the President -- any idea how I'd get a hold of Cheney?"