10. "I'm a fat guy and I was wondering if I could buy just a tub of cream filling?"

9. "Will you walk me through how to eat these things one more time?"

8. "I'm a Keebler Elf and I'm ready to talk"

7. "Mmmmmmm"

6. "My name is actually Bill Oreo -- isn't that weird?"

5. "Hi, I'd like to plan a trip to Oregon"

4. "Can I use the white center as a substitute for shaving cream?"

3. "How many proofs of purchase for an angioplasty?"

2. "Can you tell me over the phone if I have some black stuff stuck in my teeth?"

1. "Is Oreos waterproof?"